You THINK we're going to let you use the computer. You thunk wrong. The good news is that you're sleeping in the room with the old computer, so (if you can get it up and running, that is) you can be online all night long for all we care, as long as you're all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in the morning. Oh no-- some ditz on E! just said Whitney Houston is a great role model for women over 40. Um, for crack-whore, diva, smack-my-bitch-up women over 40, maybe...