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Fun news stories for the day
Seeing as how today's news isn't a whole lot of fun, I went trolling for fun news items.
Drive-by porn. Perhaps I need to start hanging out in Buffalo Grove, because I've never seen this. Also, "Chocolate Foam?" Eeeeeee!
Kerry calls the Bush machine "crooked," they want an apology. Um, THEY ARE. Seriously. He calls it like he sees it. Also, this quote makes me laugh: "We have a president who seems content to see the quality of life in America go backwards, not forwards." It's like that episode of The Simpsons when Kang and Kodos take over the bodies of Clinton and Dole and have their own debate: "We will move forwards, not backwards. Upwards, not sideways. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards victory!"
Good news, bad news on this one. David E. Kelly has another show cancelled. Huzzah! That hack couldn't write a realistic story if it crawled out of his own ass and bit him on the face. So I'm glad The Practice has been cancelled. Take that, DEK! On the other hand, I ::heart:: James Spader, so I'm glad to see he'll probably be getting a spinoff. Unfortunately, that means more DEK. Boo.
Eeeeeeeee! Creepy! Creepy! It's a trumpet-playing robot! Why? WHY???
The explanation for menopause: Grandmas live past reproductive age so they can raise their kids' kids so that more children can be born. I really just like this article for the picture of the dancing granny. Did you notice her bright green shoes?
Big honkin' surprise on this one. Teen abstinence pledges are rarely kept. Gee, ya think? ::rolls eyes:: They needed a study for this?
Drive-by porn. Perhaps I need to start hanging out in Buffalo Grove, because I've never seen this. Also, "Chocolate Foam?" Eeeeeee!
Kerry calls the Bush machine "crooked," they want an apology. Um, THEY ARE. Seriously. He calls it like he sees it. Also, this quote makes me laugh: "We have a president who seems content to see the quality of life in America go backwards, not forwards." It's like that episode of The Simpsons when Kang and Kodos take over the bodies of Clinton and Dole and have their own debate: "We will move forwards, not backwards. Upwards, not sideways. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards victory!"
Good news, bad news on this one. David E. Kelly has another show cancelled. Huzzah! That hack couldn't write a realistic story if it crawled out of his own ass and bit him on the face. So I'm glad The Practice has been cancelled. Take that, DEK! On the other hand, I ::heart:: James Spader, so I'm glad to see he'll probably be getting a spinoff. Unfortunately, that means more DEK. Boo.
Eeeeeeeee! Creepy! Creepy! It's a trumpet-playing robot! Why? WHY???
The explanation for menopause: Grandmas live past reproductive age so they can raise their kids' kids so that more children can be born. I really just like this article for the picture of the dancing granny. Did you notice her bright green shoes?
Big honkin' surprise on this one. Teen abstinence pledges are rarely kept. Gee, ya think? ::rolls eyes:: They needed a study for this?