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Because I can't keep any focus today, I'm spamming.

The name meme.

If you call me by my first name, you're either a family member, a friend, or a coworker.

If you call me by my first name, followed by "Lizbess" instead of "Elizabeth," you're my mom.

If you call me eeper, you're my sister.

If you call me eep, you're either an online friend, my friend Shannon, or someone who knows me only from PanFan.

If you call me El, you're my friend Valerie.

If you call me L, you're my friend Debbie.

If you call me E, you're my friend Shannon.

If you call me GWeezer, you're one of the NDMs.

If you call me Zygote, you're deeablo or Blondie.

If you call me Needles, you're from my college poetry classes.

If you call me c*nt, you're BJ. (Don't go taking offense, it's a long-standing joke.)



Fictional characters I'd do

This one isn't far from my Imaginary TV boyfriends list, as there is some overlap. But here, in no particular order (save first one listed), is my list.

1. Simon Tam, Firefly
2. Noel Crane, Felicity
3. Thomas Crown, The Thomas Crown Affair (the new version, not that crappy original)
4. Wesley Wyndham-Pryce, Angel
5. Corlath, The Blue Sword by Robin McKinley
6. Jake Ryan, Sixteen Candles
7. Lex Luthor, Smallville
8. Gregoire de Fronsac, The Brotherhood of the Wolf
9. Mark Darcy/Mr. Darcy, Bridget Jones's Diary/Pride and Prejudice
10. Jake Foley, Jake 2.0