I'm so lucky

I'm the luckiest girl around. For my birthday, spasticat made me this awesome card. I bet you bitches with YOU had an Olsen twins -- nay, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen -- birthday card. Well guess what? You don't. And you know why? Because spasticat loves me best. Or, she hates me the most. But I like to think it's the former.

Man, this Mary-Kate and Ashley joke is just never gonna die, is it?

Also, GIP. Because this couldn't be a more appropriate time to use it.