Dear Grinch...

I got this just now from a friend, and it's one of the few forwards that's really cracked me up. And so now, I share it with you.

( Dear Grinch... )

This is so passe

An open letter to the less net-savvy members of my family.

Dear family:

Please stop sending me e-mail chain letters. Despite what you, your coworkers, your mother-in-law's second cousin, or your local zoo's giraffe handler might tell you, sending me a forwarded e-mail will not grant you wisdom, wealth, wellness, love, or a one-way fast track ticket into Heaven. All it will grant you is my annoyance. Cut it the fuck out already.

No love,
eep

PS - Tell your annoying coworkers to stop sending them right back at me. Y'all are pissing me off like you wouldn't believe.