Not about Michael Jackson...

...but certainly as creepy as Michael Jackson.

Have y'all seen these promo pics for Tim Burton's new movie, Alice in Wonderland? OMG.

OMG.

This is some creepy shit, y'all. Creepy! What have they done to Johnny Depp? I seriously thought that was Elijah Wood. I can't believe Tim Burton managed to turn Johnny Depp into a creepy Elijah Wood-on-acid-in-clown-makeup Mad Hatter.

Of course, I'll be going to see this. But I'm probably going to have nightmares afterwards.

( Behind the cut: Celebrity math! )