I know you love me. Just don't start in with the yelling when you don't even know what I'm thinking. Even if I had $14,000, I certainly can't make a mortgage payment that's double my current monthly rent. This is all me talking about what I wish I had, not what I think I'm going to have. So please, don't jump all over me right from the get-go. I know you're trying to be realistic, but give me the benefit of the doubt that I'm not going to get into a crazy debt spiral just because I see a condo that I think is pretty, okay?