Nicole Kidman. I actually missed seeing her last night, because I tuned in late to the Oscars. I depart from popular opinion, because I think she looks icily cool.

Charlize. The big bow was a mistake.

Maggie Gyllenhaal. I know that many a fangirl loves her, but she so frequently brings the fug to any event.

Keira. Pretty necklace, a bit too heavy with the eyeliner.

Keanu. Glad he shaved for this event. Nice to see him there.

Rachel Weisz. Lovely maternity outfit. So flattering.

Salma Hayek. Always so beautiful.

Naomi Watts. Horrible dress color.

Michelle Williams. Looks like a little girl playing dress up.

Lauren Hutton. AHHHH, is right.