Don't look directly into her eyes! She will eat your soul!

Yeah, Mary-Louise Parker's eyes were looking scary throughout the whole telecast.

Clint Eastwood looked like a sad, badly dressed old man.

I just don't know if I have words for this. I really don't.

Chloe S. has obviously bewitched the people who think she's a fashion maven because she's consistent with the fug.

I'm not sure who's the bigger hot mess of the evening: Cameron Diaz or Sienna Miller.</i. Sienna's face was uber-shiny. I actually think, though, that Cameron wins for bigger hot mess.