Team SWINTON!

[eee1313]

It's that time of year again! Go Fug Yourself has officially opened voting for Fug Madness 2009. It's like March Madness except instead of college basketball, it's the worst fashion atrocities of the past year. I've got SWINTON going all the way this year. Hopefully it will end up with a final battle between her and Bai Ling, but I really think SWINTON'S going to take it all. Oh yes.

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[katesti.livejournal.com]

OH! Lady Gaga, duh.

Momsen is definitely my dark horse, but I really think she could make a good run, based on hair alone.

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

I have Lady Gaga losing to Paula Abdul. Gaga is horrible, but hers are costumes, whereas Paula actually tries and brings the fug in ridiculous amounts.

Momsen could go really far. I have her losing to Juliette Lewis is round 2, if only because Juliette has been consistently awful for years now, and Momsen is new. She definitely has the potential for major future fug. Besides, I can't imagine Taylor Momsen beating out Phoebe Price in round 3.

I actually had Posh losing to Keira Knightly in round 1, but I think I'll change it. Posh brings the fug, but people love it. Keira hasn't done a whole lot this year, beside look emaciated. However, I can't imagine Posh beating Solange in round 2. I have Solange battling it out with Bai Ling in round 3, and my money's on Bai Ling simply because she's a favorite. I have Bai and SWINTON duking it out for the championship.

[katesti.livejournal.com]

Ooh, Solange. She could definitely bring some heat.

I wish I had my whole bracket here (it's on my coffee table). I don't know if Bai's going to go as far this year, simply because she hasn't done a whole lot this year. It was kind of a disappointing way to follow up her TRIUMPH, I thought.

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

It was kind of a disappointing way to follow up her TRIUMPH, I thought.

Yup. But she did hook up with Mickey Rourke, so I guess you could say that's one way to follow up last year's win. ;)

Solange could beat Bai Ling. If that's the case, then it's definitely a win for SWINTON.

I'm really torn on the Charo Bracket, specifically Chloe Sevigny vs. Agyness Deyn. I just checked their archives from the past year, and Agyness is MUCH worse that Chloe. However, Chloe is a favorite and could pull higher votes just because of that. Katy will win against either one in round 3, just because her record from this past year is AWFUL.

Over in the Cher bracket, I really don't want Phoebe Price to go far. She's TERRIBLE, everything about her is TERRIBLE, and I fear that if she makes it to the Final Four we'll be validating her existence on this planet. I'm only taking her so far because of that alone. I hope voters will only put up with her so much, and then be like "You don't deserve to go any farther" and Lindsay Lohan will beat her. I mean, Lindsay tries and fails. On the basis of this (http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2009/02/84811250-thumb-420x714.jpg), this (http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2009/02/15/84784317.jpg), this (http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2009/01/MX0167467-thumb-420x630.jpg), and especially this (http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2008/10/13/83255190.jpg), I think Lindsay has a good shot at the Final Four. Plus, there's the bonus socks in the tanning booth (http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2008/10/13/83234053-thumb-420x629.jpg) incident, which STILL makes me laugh.

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

I have her losing to Juliette Lewis is round 2

Okay, I just checked the archives (which I really should have done before filling out my bracket), and I've changed my mind. While Juliette has made some bad choices (http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2008/11/83731892-thumb-420x633.jpg), it just can't top the total (http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2009/02/spl77871_011-thumb-420x619.jpg) crap (http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2008/12/83893106-thumb-420x629.jpg) she wore as legitimate fashion. And even before she had the bad hair, the outfits were still not (http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2008/08/25/82538978-thumb-420x287.jpg) good (http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2008/08/18/spl44710_011-thumb-420x657.jpg). So yeah. Momsen beats Juliette. Which means she just could be Lindsay, but seeing as how 1/3 of the stuff in Momsen's archives is from the set of Gossip Girl and therefore isn't her choice, I just can't vote her in the Final Four.