I originally was gunning for Gwenyth, but after I checked her archive against Christina's, I knew that was the wrong choice. And I totally wanted Mischa Barton to beat Mickey Rourke. He's a mess, yeah, but there's something so charming about it, so very aware.* And Mischa just has her stupid headbands and whackadoo shoes...

As for Agyness Deyn beating Chloe, that was a given for me. Somehow Chloe cleaned up her mess this year, which is sad for us all.

*Though by that same logic, SWINTON is charming and aware of how kooky HER clothing is, and so therefore she should lose as well. But I love her so. If SWINTON falls, I hope it's to Solange. There's no other competitor worthy of her craziness.