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LotR pseudo-meme
While I already did this with ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
queenofthorns via e-mail, I see the "meme" has morphed into something better than before, now involving actors and characters and sub-questions. Wheeee! Also, I'm bored, so I'm doing it again.
Category 1: The Utterly Guilt-Free One-Night Stands
- Aragorn
- Sean Bean and/or Boromir
- David Wenham and/or Faramir
- Dom*
- Billeh*
- Craig Parker (out of makeup)
Category 2: The Ones I Wouldn't Kick Out of Bed for Eating Crackers, but Might Have Serious Questions About Later and Would Definitely Feel a Bit Guilty About Having Slept With Them
- Orlando Bloom (Yeah, I know, he's purty as hell, but I'd just be too occupied thinking "Why is this very pretty boy sexing me up?" to enjoy myself properly.)
- Elijah Wood (Sometimes he's just so androgynously hot, and other times he isn't. I dunno.)
- Viggo (Aragorn is hot, but something about Viggo makes me think he doesn't bathe regularly.)
- Carl Urban (But that's mainly due to what I heard about him fromicebun and evil_man.)
Category 3: The ones I would go hang out with in a pub for hours and hours and just let 'em talk
- Merry and Pippin
- Bernard Hill
- Ian McKellan/Gandalf
3a. Special sub-category - I would be too nervous to *ask* them to the pub, but if they were already there I would definitely want to listen to them talking:
- Christopher Lee
3b. Special sub-category - the ones that I'd just like to listen to no matter what they're saying because their voices are lovely
- Viggo
- Hugo Weaving (close your eyes and think of Morrrrrdorrrrrr)
- Liv Tyler (but only in her Arwen low-voice)
4. The ones I would be able to take only in tiny, TINY doses before I was forced to run screaming from the room:
- John Rhys-Davies
- Sean Astin
- Treebeard (Dude, speed it up already. Oy vey!)
5. The ones where if I opened the door of the pub and they were sitting in there, I would not only run screaming away but I would make a mental note never to go that pub again:
- Wormtongue/Brad Dourif
- The Great Eye (That one is blatently stolen fromabby20, but it cracks me up so much I'm keeping it.)
* Funny guys are always a million times better looking than they would be without the humor. Also, short guys make up for their height with other skills. Rrrrowr!
queenofthorns via e-mail, I see the "meme" has morphed into something better than before, now involving actors and characters and sub-questions. Wheeee! Also, I'm bored, so I'm doing it again.Category 1: The Utterly Guilt-Free One-Night Stands
- Aragorn
- Sean Bean and/or Boromir
- David Wenham and/or Faramir
- Dom*
- Billeh*
- Craig Parker (out of makeup)
Category 2: The Ones I Wouldn't Kick Out of Bed for Eating Crackers, but Might Have Serious Questions About Later and Would Definitely Feel a Bit Guilty About Having Slept With Them
- Orlando Bloom (Yeah, I know, he's purty as hell, but I'd just be too occupied thinking "Why is this very pretty boy sexing me up?" to enjoy myself properly.)
- Elijah Wood (Sometimes he's just so androgynously hot, and other times he isn't. I dunno.)
- Viggo (Aragorn is hot, but something about Viggo makes me think he doesn't bathe regularly.)
- Carl Urban (But that's mainly due to what I heard about him from
icebun and evil_man.)Category 3: The ones I would go hang out with in a pub for hours and hours and just let 'em talk
- Merry and Pippin
- Bernard Hill
- Ian McKellan/Gandalf
3a. Special sub-category - I would be too nervous to *ask* them to the pub, but if they were already there I would definitely want to listen to them talking:
- Christopher Lee
3b. Special sub-category - the ones that I'd just like to listen to no matter what they're saying because their voices are lovely
- Viggo
- Hugo Weaving (close your eyes and think of Morrrrrdorrrrrr)
- Liv Tyler (but only in her Arwen low-voice)
4. The ones I would be able to take only in tiny, TINY doses before I was forced to run screaming from the room:
- John Rhys-Davies
- Sean Astin
- Treebeard (Dude, speed it up already. Oy vey!)
5. The ones where if I opened the door of the pub and they were sitting in there, I would not only run screaming away but I would make a mental note never to go that pub again:
- Wormtongue/Brad Dourif
- The Great Eye (That one is blatently stolen from
abby20, but it cracks me up so much I'm keeping it.)* Funny guys are always a million times better looking than they would be without the humor. Also, short guys make up for their height with other skills. Rrrrowr!