LotR pseudo-meme

[eee1313]

While I already did this with queenofthorns via e-mail, I see the "meme" has morphed into something better than before, now involving actors and characters and sub-questions. Wheeee! Also, I'm bored, so I'm doing it again.

Category 1: The Utterly Guilt-Free One-Night Stands
- Aragorn
- Sean Bean and/or Boromir
- David Wenham and/or Faramir
- Dom*
- Billeh*
- Craig Parker (out of makeup)

Category 2: The Ones I Wouldn't Kick Out of Bed for Eating Crackers, but Might Have Serious Questions About Later and Would Definitely Feel a Bit Guilty About Having Slept With Them

- Orlando Bloom (Yeah, I know, he's purty as hell, but I'd just be too occupied thinking "Why is this very pretty boy sexing me up?" to enjoy myself properly.)
- Elijah Wood (Sometimes he's just so androgynously hot, and other times he isn't. I dunno.)
- Viggo (Aragorn is hot, but something about Viggo makes me think he doesn't bathe regularly.)
- Carl Urban (But that's mainly due to what I heard about him from icebun and evil_man.)

Category 3: The ones I would go hang out with in a pub for hours and hours and just let 'em talk

- Merry and Pippin
- Bernard Hill
- Ian McKellan/Gandalf

3a. Special sub-category - I would be too nervous to *ask* them to the pub, but if they were already there I would definitely want to listen to them talking:

- Christopher Lee

3b. Special sub-category - the ones that I'd just like to listen to no matter what they're saying because their voices are lovely

- Viggo
- Hugo Weaving (close your eyes and think of Morrrrrdorrrrrr)
- Liv Tyler (but only in her Arwen low-voice)

4. The ones I would be able to take only in tiny, TINY doses before I was forced to run screaming from the room:

- John Rhys-Davies
- Sean Astin
- Treebeard (Dude, speed it up already. Oy vey!)

5. The ones where if I opened the door of the pub and they were sitting in there, I would not only run screaming away but I would make a mental note never to go that pub again:

- Wormtongue/Brad Dourif
- The Great Eye (That one is blatently stolen from abby20, but it cracks me up so much I'm keeping it.)

* Funny guys are always a million times better looking than they would be without the humor. Also, short guys make up for their height with other skills. Rrrrowr!

Comments

[reginaspina.livejournal.com]

Sean Bean and/or Boromir

Both at the same time? Kinky girl!

Hee! I dunno whether to be appalled or proud at the fact that I've apparently generated a meme, but reading everyone's answers is pretty entertaining... And the subcategories were a MUST!

Elijah Wood is just too young for me to EVER think of as a love interest - he's like, twelve years younger than me ;) but you are a Zygote, so that doesn't matter!

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[eee1313.livejournal.com]

Bwa ha ha! I didn't even think of that. Hee!

[twistingflame.livejournal.com]

I would do this myself, but I'd just have the same answers you do, with two exceptions. Cate Blanchett would be added to cat 3, and I'd fuck Karl Urban/Eomer in an instant. Somehow I managed to miss whatever evil_man said about him, and I'm honestly not sure I want to know. Kind of like the more I read interviews and listen to Russell Crowe talk about himself, the less attractive and interesting he seems to me. I liked thinking he was hot, but now I just think, "What an asshole."

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