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[eee1313]

But this one's fun. Check out this website. It scans a picture of your face and does photo recognition to match you with a celebrity. I loaded this picture of myself and came up with a 68% match with Neve Campbell. Well, we both have the super-straigh eyebrows and smallish mouth. Hey, at least now I'll be able to answer those "What celebrity do you look the most like?" questions that I hate so much. Heh.

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[lunaris1013.livejournal.com]

Dude. It says I look like Mariah Carey.

Just... no.

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

Bwa ha ha! That's okay. My second choice was Glenn Miller. Dude, I got a DUDE.

I also plugged in another pic of me with fava_bean and our friend Deb. I came up with Hilary Clinton, Deb got Monica Lewinsky (ha!), and fava was Renee Zellweger. Um, no. It all depends on what picture you load.

[katesti.livejournal.com]

It's not woooooooooorking for me! It just scans and scans and scans and scans...

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

Keep letting it scan. That means it can't recognize your face in the picture. Either re-upload the photo, or wait for it to say it can't find any faces, and then trace your face yourself. (I've discovered you have to be straight-on in the photo for the thing to work. No 3/4 shots or profiles, and no tilted heads.)

[katesti.livejournal.com]

Hee, okay. It worked, finally.

According to that thing, in this picture, Alex looks like Edward Norton and I look, hilariously, like Julia Roberts.

In this one, I'm Courteney Cox and Brian "isn't recognized."

Here, Andrea got Julie Andrews, Becca didn't get anyone (because apparently there are no famous Asians), I got BEYONCE, of all people, and Gregory...well, Gregory got Katie Holmes.

Awesome.

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

Bwa! I've gotten Zhang Ziyi a few times, so I know there are Asians in the database.

I'm amused by a guy getting Katie Holmes. Then again, I got Gary Oldman one time. ::is bitter::

[katesti.livejournal.com]

With Gregory, I'm sure it was the hair. It is very Joey-esque, after all...

[xica-s.livejournal.com]

Ellen, this thing smokes the crack. The first choice for me was Naomi Fucking Watts. Now, I think Naomi is a hot beeyotch (or at least I do ever since I saw King Kong) but I look nothing like her. The other choices were Marilyn Monroe, Whitney Houston (hell to the naw!), Penelope Cruz (wha?), Alicia Keys, Aaliyah and Hillary Fucking Duff. Seriously, this thing needs to leave the pipe alone. It IS fun though. I used two different pics and got Naomi and Marilyn both times. Bizarro.

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee! Yeah, I keep getting Neve Campbell, Helen Clark (PM of New Zealand), Hillary Swank, and Hillary Duff. I've also gotten Hillary Clinton (what's with the Hillarys?), Jennifer Connelly, and Gary Oldman. Yes, GARY OLDMAN. At least you get chicks.

[xica-s.livejournal.com]

This is the funnest website ever!!! I wish I had more pics of my self easily accessible. I've not gotten Whitney Houston twice and its starting to disturn me. I'm also getting pretty Bollywood actresses which I don't mind so much. I wish DID look like Preity Zinta!

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

There's that one cracked-out picture of you that I took on Halloween. You should load it in and see what you get.

[xica-s.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm to vain for that. It'll gve me something scary like star jones and then I'll jump out the window.

[xica-s.livejournal.com]

okay it was worse than I thought, I ran that mortifying pic through and I got ALL dudes, including Gene Kelly, Pete Sampras, Leonardo DiCaprio and a bunch of ugly dudes I've never heard of. I think I WILL go jump off that bulding now.

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, it didn't recognize your face.

I'm plugging ALL of my friends' pictures into this thing. More often than not, it doesn't recognize.

The best is that in one of my Halloween pictures, it thought the horn on my headpiece was a face, and it came up as Sigmund Freud. How hystical is that?

[xica-s.livejournal.com]

*hee* I ran a totally clear full on face shot of my sister and it gave me Elton John! Bwah ahahahahahaha! The worst part? In that pic I can totally see the resemblance. LOVE.THIS.SITE She also got Irene Cara which fits also, and how can someone possibly look like Irene Cara AND Elton John. Awesome.

[spicedrum.livejournal.com]

The ONE time I wish I had a picture of myself handy.

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

I tried loading up the pictures I have of you, but it didn't recognize your face. Probably because in one your face is TINY, in another it's titled and you're roaring (apparantly), and in the third you're all nostrils. No wonder you weren't recognized. Snerk.

[spicedrum.livejournal.com]

Um.

These pictures aren't destroyed WHY?

*g*

(I'll have to try to find the Mama Kent Eep pictures and see if they work on that site.)

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

Because they make me laugh.

OMG. I totally forgot about that horrid MamaKent face pic. Hee!

[(Anonymous)]

please. If you're Neve Campbell, I'm...John Maynard Keynes? wtf?

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

Wait, who ARE you? And don't say John Maynard Keynes.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, it's greg. Apparently there's a shadow in my pic that that stupid site read as a walrusy mustache. So I get keynes, einstein, teddy roosevelt...mmmkay. --GS

[sunbrae.livejournal.com]

Shirley Freaking Temple.

I guess it's because I have round cheeks and a bright smile. I don't know. Also, Penelope Cruz and this chick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0851582/).

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

Oh, Audrey Tautou. She's the woman from Amelie. She's got big eyes and a really bright smile, like you. I don't really see a resemblance, but the features are similar.

[georgevna.livejournal.com]

This is the most depressing website ever.

I tried my two favorite pictures of myself.

One came out as Jane Addams.

The other? GOLDA MEIER.

So basically, I'm really really really old and mannish.

Fuck.

[queenofalostart.livejournal.com]

It totally doesn't work for me. AT ALL OMFG!