Work song.

[eee1313]

Let me set the scene. It's a Monday. In the morning, this office was freezing because not only did they not have the heat on all weekend, but instead had the AC on. People were wearing their coats.

Now it is the afternoon, and the setting sun is blazing through our west-facing windows. People now have fans on, and everyone is lethargic from the heat.

My coworker and I made up a song via IM about our plight.

Her:
I feel bloated
Oh so bloated
Oh so bloated and froated and WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
I feel bloated oh so very bloated tonight
La lalalalalalal lalalalala

Me:
I feel tired
Oh so tired
I feel tired, and lazy, and HOT.
And I'll challenge
Anyone here who says they're not.
LALALALA LA-LA LA LA-LA LA LAA LAAA!
See the sweaty girl in the turtleneck.
Who can that melting girl be?
Such a scratchy shirt
Such a sweaty brow
Such a lazy stance
Such a tired MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I am tired
Oh so tired
I am tired, and lazy, and HOT.
But I'm stuck
Cuz this iiiiiiis the only job that's I've got.

We felt the need to share it for posterity's sake.

Comments

[georgevna.livejournal.com]

Hee Hee Hee! That is awesome. Also, ick - sorry you're so hot.

btw, I figure you were too busy with the party to see this, but I wanted to be sure you didn't miss it....

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

Heh. Yup. xica_s posted it about a day before you. I actually have it printed up and hanging at my desk at work.

I'll see your NPH on a unicorn and raise you NPH as an evil clown (http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/10/29/caption-this-spooky-howser-md/).

[georgevna.livejournal.com]

AAAAAIIIIIGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!