This will mean nothing to most of you

...but deeablo will get a kick out of it. And it's always all about her.

So I have this Simpsons daily calendar on my desk at work, and it has a trivia question about the show on every sheet. Today's question is:

In "Girly Edition," Bart fills Groundskeeper Willie's shack with...?
a) Baked beans
b) Lard
c) Creamed corn

Creamed corn! Creamed corn!

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Today's blog.

I'm so antsy to get home tonight. Why? Because I have dishes to do. That's right. I'm looking forward to doing dishes, because that means I'm not at work. And that's even on a good work day. How sad is that?

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Remember how I threatened y'all with The Critic icons a day or two ago? Yeah, well, you were warned.

Heh.

So I'm beginning to tire of my Tales from the Crypt ringtone on my cell phone, even if it is a Danny Elfman-composed tune. So I just went to the T-Mobil website to see what else they had to offer.

Is it just me, or would "It's a Small World" be without a doubt the most annoying ringtone of all time? And would it be truly evil of me to download it and use it, just to piss off other people? >;)

Freaking small-town cops!

So I'm driving home from work, and I'm about two blocks from home. There's a cop parked alongside the road, across two driveways. All of a sudden, just as my front bumper is aligned with his back bumper, the cop turns on his lights and floors it -- right into my lane! The cop was going to fucking make a U-turn in the middle of the street, from the shoulder, without a) putting on his lights to let us know he had to be somewhere now, b) giving me (or the driver in the oncoming lane) enough time to slow down for him (I was doing 20 mph), or -- most importantly -- c) checking the fucking oncoming traffic to see if he was going to hit anyone! His car nearly broadsided me, and when I kept going because I couldn't stop (and swerved into the oncoming lane, where the opposing driver had slammed on his brakes because of this), the cop had the nerve to give ME a dirty look! Fucker! You nearly hit me, you completely ignore the rules of the road, and you're going to glare at ME? Asshole! You wonder why so many people detest cops. Ugh!

The kicker? There was absolutely no one on the road behind me.

I swear, if that cop had hit me, I would have pitched a fucking fit with the city. What an asshole!

(Also, a plane just flew overhead so low that it made my whole apartment shake, and it sent the cat running for cover. I live about six miles from the Loop -- somehow I think this is a no-fly zone for airplanes. What was that about?)