Bored

And so I meme.

( That first 20 songs thing that everyone and their brother is doing. )

What has this little experiment taught me? It's taught me that Windows Media Player has the shittiest shuffle that ever shat. Seriously, I had to keep cycling through my playlist because out of 40 songs, WMP re-played the same songs (in the same order, I might add) three separate times. Dude. iTunes is such a superior product.

Who doesn't like Spam?

Dude, I completely forgot to mention this:

Last night I had this totally bizarre dream, and Tom Welling was the star. It was something totally odd, kind of a cross between Smallville and Odyssey 5 and Keiko's Delivery Service. So Clark Kent was there, and he was trying to save us all from a bad guy. If I recall, it was your average black-mustached bad guy, kind of a Snidely Whiplash character. Anyway, so Clark had to use his alien abilities to save us all from whatever the bad guy had planned. Somehow, saving us all required him to save a little Asian girl, who just happened to fly around on a broom like a witch. So then these government agents showed up, trying to capture the little girl who was in fact not a witch, but an alien. Then Clark got all freaked out, because he thought they were coming after him (as he really is an alien and all), and so he chased the little girl down and we all escaped from the government bad guys through a sewer tunnel.

Then a car alarm started going off outside my building and woke me up at 3 a.m. Now I will never know if Tom saved the little witch-girl and then he and I made out. Oh well.

Edited per deeablo's incessant grammar-ing.