So fucking cold

Right now it's so cold at my desk that I have a blanket around me, my leather gloves on, my foot warmer running, and my scarf wrapped around my neck twice. I cannot believe how fucking cold it is. And I've realized why my back hurts as well -- it's because I hunch up at my desk to keep warm, and then my back winches. Fun!

Some days I really, really hate this place.

Also, how does this count as news?

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Click here to learn the origins of the craphat, and to find out what crankypants look like. (No, it's not as exciting as you think.)

I told you the crankypants were on.

I'm so fucking going to kill this new guy at work. I just want to jump up and kick the living shit out of him. I have never in my life had so much animosity towards a person before. I hate. him. so. MUCH!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRGH! "I just lost my train of thought," he just babbled loudly. Dude, you have no train of thought! Words just fall out of your mouth like drool! You are a horrid, stupid, bigoted, socially stunted freakshow! Shut up shut up shut up!

Okay. Thanks for letting me vent.

Come to me, Doogie Howser

Starship Troopers is on FX. Again. Certainly watching Denise Richards get threatened by man-eating bugs is preferable to watching the State of the Union address. Come on, this has Doogie in gestapo gear communicating with giant "brain bugs" that look like grotesque female anatomy. How can you not love this? Did I tell you it's from the makers of Showgirls? Come onnnnnn. Watch it.

Damn, it's over. Never mind.