Stuff

I'm so hungry, I think my stomach is eating itself.

My friend G's husband sent her an e-mail this morning stating that The Honeymooners is being made into a movie starring Cedric the Entertainer, Mike Epps, Gabrielle Union, and Regina Hall. What. The. Fuck. Now, don't go thinking that I'm not cool with an all-black cast remaking the movie. It's the bit about remaking it that's making me gnash my teeth. The Honeymooners was PERFECT as it was. No one can replace the sheer genius that was Jackie Gleason or Art Carney or Audrey Meadows or Joyce Randolph. And I'm sorry, but Mike Epps is no Art Carney. As much as Cedric says he's a huge fan of The Honeymooners, he should know that you just don't remake this show. You just don't. This message brought to you by the girl whose childhood pets were named Norton and Ralph.

And finally, Elektra is getting raked over the coals at Rotten Tomatoes. That makes me happy. Because I'm tired of these slap-dash comic book movies that are nothing like the original comics, because they give the whole genre a bad name. Also, I don't like Jennifer Garner.

Golden Globes this weekend! I'm getting together with fava_bean and Colleen to watch and mock. It should be good. I just wish I had next Monday off.

Rant on!

Today's blog: puking, bad dreams, and stupid coworkers. Thank God it's a weekend.