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Jun. 23rd, 2005 02:15 pmI've blogged for the first time in weeks. Behold the navel-gazing! Seriously, I'm pretty wanky today. That's your warning.
Jun. 23rd, 2005
How I wish I were strong enough to drag the AC units out of storage and up the stairs and put them in the windows. I am DYING. Normally heat/humidity doesn't bother me too much, but this SUCKS. I am going to die. And I need to spend the entire night cleaning. Ugh!
Someone send snow, please.
Someone send snow, please.
Foamy spam
Jun. 23rd, 2005 08:29 pmWow, three times in one day. Who'd've thunk it?
I just took a cold shower. No, not because of the heat. No, not because there was a cute boy on TV. I just took a shower because an entire bottle of beer just exploded on me. Why? Because I am dumb. Remember how I had a Halloween party last year? Remember me talking about the bad Bud Light a friend brought and left behind? Yeah. Well, I don't like to clean my fridge all that often, mainly due to the fact that there's never any food in there, so why bother cleaning it? Tonight I decided to clean what was left in there out. This meant disposing of all the leftover Bud. All was going well, about nine bottles were poured down the drain, and then I got to the one closest to where the icy cool air comes out of the vent inside the fridge. Somehow I failed to notice the bottle had turned into a beersicle. But it wasn't just ANY beersicle, it was the whole bottle. Frozen. Like an idiot, I opened it. There was a big FOOOOOOOM! noise, and thankfully I had the smarts to close my eyes. When I opened them I was covered in beer. Old, stale, stanky beer. Eeeeeew.
( D'oh! )
So sometimes I am not so smart.
I just took a cold shower. No, not because of the heat. No, not because there was a cute boy on TV. I just took a shower because an entire bottle of beer just exploded on me. Why? Because I am dumb. Remember how I had a Halloween party last year? Remember me talking about the bad Bud Light a friend brought and left behind? Yeah. Well, I don't like to clean my fridge all that often, mainly due to the fact that there's never any food in there, so why bother cleaning it? Tonight I decided to clean what was left in there out. This meant disposing of all the leftover Bud. All was going well, about nine bottles were poured down the drain, and then I got to the one closest to where the icy cool air comes out of the vent inside the fridge. Somehow I failed to notice the bottle had turned into a beersicle. But it wasn't just ANY beersicle, it was the whole bottle. Frozen. Like an idiot, I opened it. There was a big FOOOOOOOM! noise, and thankfully I had the smarts to close my eyes. When I opened them I was covered in beer. Old, stale, stanky beer. Eeeeeew.
( D'oh! )
So sometimes I am not so smart.
