Happy birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to one of the most lovely, kind, sweet, funny, genuine, wonderful, and beautiful (inside and out) people I've ever met, sunbrae! The happiest of happy birthdays to you, sunny! There is no one I know more than you who deserves all of the best in the world to come raining down on your shoulders. I hope your day is great, and that your new year is wonderful.

( And now, a birthday greeting just for you! )

Um, hee?

On our fridge at work someone posted a note a few weeks ago basically reading "Only eat YOUR food, don't use others' condiments without asking!" Late last week another note appeared, this one reading "Whoever took my 2-liter of Coke better replace it!" Just now I noticed a third note: "I put ½ of a tuna sandwich in the fridge last week or the week before. Whoever ate it, I will hunt you down. Then you will pay. Yes—you will PAY!" I'm thinking this is a joke. It better be a joke. Because if someone ate a week-old tuna sandwich, much less a TWO week old tuna sandwich, they've probably already paid their dues.