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Tomorrow in Chicago there's this big evacuation drill planned. Streets are being closed, buses are being rerouted, evacuation team leaders have been chosen. We just now got our t-shirts, complete with sponsors on the back. SPONSORS??? Honestly. As Debra just said, if she's going to be wearing a t-shirt during an emergency, it's going to have all of her own personal info on it, not the names of corporate sponsors. "If found, please return to..."

Also, my coworkers are finally getting an idea of just how black my humor is. Troy handed out info on "go bags" from the website advertised on the t-shirts, and Debra pointed out that it said we should pack feminine hygenie products. I suggested those would be helpful in plugging up bullet holes once the looting breaks out. Everyone looked at me funny. I have to remember to keep my snarky thoughts to myself sometimes.