Ha ha ha!

From my friend Steve's review of New Year's Eve (currently at 6% on Rotten Tomatoes):

I literally can't talk about this movie any longer. If I do, I might stab the first person I see on the street with a smile on their face. In my rage-filled mind, they will have just come from seeing New Year's Eve and liked it, and someone like that must die. So ask yourself this: Do want to risk dying at my hands just to see this movie? If your answer is yes, get your affairs in order before you walk into the theater, and consider yourself warned.

Heh heh heh heh heh.