1. Bluetooth makes you look actively delusional. I once saw a crazy deaf man on the bus signing to the people in his head, who apparently lived about two feet up and one foot to the left of his face. Talking on bluetooth, or really any hands-free apparatus, makes you look like that.
2. I can't finish Anna Karenina. I like the period detail, I love the costuming that occurs in my head, and, knowing that she buys it in the end, I'm not sorry and I can't be bothered to get through the last 200 pages. I have been trying on-and-off for 12 years.
3. Chunky highlights are a styling cop-out. It's not cute. It's not stylish. It's a way for salons to charge you for making you look like your junior-high-age sister got ahold of the Clairol while you were passed out.
4. The Constitutional right to parent your children is a crock. Your child has a G-d-given right to be parented properly and lovingly. Any emphasis on your rights was forfeited when you decided that Spawn was someday going to be Amy or Justin or Luke and you were going to raise him or her. Get over it. If you want to do drugs and commit crimes, I think you should have to either keep your knees together (or visit the Walgreen's present on every other corner) or do so knowing that the State and your precious babies are not going to wait for you to get your act together.
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Date: 2007-05-06 01:53 am (UTC)2. I can't finish Anna Karenina. I like the period detail, I love the costuming that occurs in my head, and, knowing that she buys it in the end, I'm not sorry and I can't be bothered to get through the last 200 pages. I have been trying on-and-off for 12 years.
3. Chunky highlights are a styling cop-out. It's not cute. It's not stylish. It's a way for salons to charge you for making you look like your junior-high-age sister got ahold of the Clairol while you were passed out.
4. The Constitutional right to parent your children is a crock. Your child has a G-d-given right to be parented properly and lovingly. Any emphasis on your rights was forfeited when you decided that Spawn was someday going to be Amy or Justin or Luke and you were going to raise him or her. Get over it. If you want to do drugs and commit crimes, I think you should have to either keep your knees together (or visit the Walgreen's present on every other corner) or do so knowing that the State and your precious babies are not going to wait for you to get your act together.