Hee hee hee!

[eee1313]

A ruling from a Cook County circuit judge: R. Kelly, stay away from Michael Jackson!

That has got to be the best headline of all time.

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[bdar.livejournal.com]

So R. Kelly can't be around little girls. Michael Jackson can't be around little boys. And neither of them can be around each other.

This all sounds like some perverse brain teaser, like the old one about ferrying a fox, a chicken, and a bushel of corn across the river.

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[eee1313.livejournal.com]

Hee! That's exactly what I was thinking.