You smell so good!

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Also, did you know you can make a body scrub from used coffee grounds? It's true! Combine 1/2 cup used coffee grounds, 1/2 cup coarse (kosher) salt, 1 T vanilla, and 4 T olive oil. That's it. Now you have a good body scrub. Also, the caffeine in the coffee grounds will constrict your skin, making it appear tighter and less cellulite-y. I bet you hadn't thought of that, had you? The only problem is having all the coffee grounds in your bathtub. Eeech!

D'oh!

Why didn't anyone tell me it was jrs1980's birthday? Arrrrgh! If I had known sooner, I would have made her an animated birthday card like I've been doing for people. Crapola. Now I'm home and can't get it done.

Instead, you'll have to settle for these birthday wishes: I hope your day is a blast, that you get a ton of faboo presents, that you have too much food, too much cake, too much to drink, too many friends, and too much fun.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOY!