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Somehow this week I have become rather intrigued with all the wank behind Twilight. So many of you on my flist have written hilarious posts which simultaneously pique my interest and yet repulse me. I do not want to read the books, I am only slightly curious about the films, but I am fascinated that so many people of you seem to be enjoying it in a completely embarassed and yet bitchtastic fashion. (And then there are some of you who have recently come out of the closet and admit to actually enjoying it, though you don't know why, and not to judge you for it. Here's me, not judging. Still incredulous that Twilight even became a phenomenon, but not judging.)

So I am baffled by the whole concept of stupid Doormat Bella wanting to die for TWU LUV with Sparkly Edward, and I still don't want to touch Twilight with a fifteen-foot pole. (The pole's length is increasing, you might notice.) That said, I totally would be on board for what Go Fug Yourself has proposed: Twilight on Ice. Go read the explanation, and then tell me you wouldn't see that!