Golden Globes fashion recap

I did not watch the Golden Globes this year. I kind of didn't care, honestly. And the win for Avatard makes me care even less. You all know how I feel about that movie. (Aside: Ebert replied to my complaint by saying "It's not what its about, it's how it's about it." I say that's bullshit, because then movies like Starship Troopers and Battlefield Earth would ALSO be critical favorites. Bullshit, Ebert. Bullshit.)

Anyway, I did not watch the Globes, so I have no idea what anyone wore. Some outfits may have looked better or worse in motion, I don't know. I'm basing my opinions on the still photos, so there you are.

( Fashion ahoy! )

I'm only through the red carpet arrivals, people. I'm going to have to continue this later.

More Golden Globes fashion

Okay, since these PDFs are taking FOREVER, I'm going to keep plugging away at this in the background.

( Photos from the show itself. May contain differing opinions from the previous post. )

I'm done. I can't bother with the after-parties. It's just too much.

Golden Globes fashion addendum

For the record, I would like to state that my monitor at work is complete crap compared to my monitor at home. I can see a heck of a lot clearer now, so please disregard any comments I made about not knowing what that thing was on Zoe Saldana's dress. I can see now that it was, in fact, a fabric flower.

Hopefully this will clear up any questions of "What the hell is eee smoking?"