A public apology

[eee1313]

I would just like to take this moment to publicly apologize to xica_s. Somehow, she's blaming me for sending e-mail about 7th Heaven porn, which gmail has now decided she loves (the show, not the porn), and she's flooded with ads for the show. I'd like to state for the record that the show sucks ass, and I'm sorry that you're reminded of it whenever you read your e-mail.

That said? I'm kind of enjoying the fact that I'm ruining your day via the Camdens. That's a horror I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, but at the same time, it's damn funny.

ETA: I would now like to rescind my earlier apology, as I was not the one who started the 7th Heaven talk. spasticat is responsible for that, and deeablo has the proof. Place the blame where it's due, biznitch. Now I think you deserve all the Camden you get. >;)

Comments

[deeablo.livejournal.com]

Dude, I have the proof that spasticat started it (with a reference to 7th Heaven porn). But YOU are the one who added these classics: "Denise Richards. Buttplugs. Richard Simmons. Constipation. Charmed. James Van Der Beek. Flava Flav. Creamed spinach. 90210."

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

It's the creamed spinach that gets me. ::shudders::

Thanks for getting my back on this one.

[xica-s.livejournal.com]

Whatev. I still have you to blame for the "Buy Denise Richards movies on Amazon" and constipation relief ads.

Down with NPH!

[xica-s.livejournal.com]

And I still vomit a little everytime I think of the blasphemous Ruthie/Happy porn you talked about. Dirrty bitch.

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

THAT WAS NOT ME. That was deeablo.

[xica-s.livejournal.com]

Hostile much? Don't make me go Chuck Norris on your ass!

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

Bwa ha ha ha! I just don't EVER want to be held accountable for Ruthie/Happy porn. That's just WRONG.

[spasticat.livejournal.com]

Uh unh, you first said the following (runs off to sbcglobal email) "eep reads the 7th heaven stuff; she really likes the Ruthie/ Happy stories."

Uh huh...I am VINDICATED! Hee hee hee!

[spasticat.livejournal.com]

Um...I take that back...I was the first to mention the 7th Heaven PORN. I apologize and go back to my cave of shame.

[spasticat.livejournal.com]

Oh! Oh! So now we have to go to the source, do we? Why couldn't you have been a good zygote and taken the blame? Hm? Not shove it all on defenseless me! I don't know if I'll be able to handle the xica_s smackdown! ;) (also...it really was deeablo as she had mentioned the slash pairing of ickiness and I then ran with it with the next email which mentioned an even ickier pairing...so it was really HER fault) hee hee hee!

That said...a friend of mine is friends with a guy who sometimes irritates her. And he has a gmail account. I told her if he pisses her off again she should inflict gmail pain upon him by mentioning stuff like 7th Heaven. Hee, hee, hee! I pass on the pain to STRANGERS!