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eee1313Today, I am going to continually update this post with random stupid thoughts that come into my head. I don't know why, but I think sometimes I amuse myself with my stupid thoughts.
* It's snowing out! Yay! It's a total whiteout right now, and I know I'm going to regret saying this later, but so pretty!
* This shit is bananas! B A N A N A S!
* I sent an e-mail today with the heading "GIANT JELLYFISH INVASION!!!"
* I wish I had tiny Christmas lights to hang from my bamboo here at work.
* Go smell somewhere else, Mark! Breathe through your mouth! You do not have "smell buds" on your tongue!
* My coworker just said into the phone, "I don't care, just don't get her pregnant." o_O
* Yesterday on the way to get my burrito, I heard a guy in a camoflauge hunting jacket say to a guy in a three-piece suit, "He sucks more cock than anyone I know." O_O
* This shit is bananas! B A N A N A S!
* This is me today. Except replace the jeans with a pair of khakis. When I get home, it will be jeans again.
* My hand is itchy.
* Sometimes the girly-girls in my office REALLY bother me. They're nice and all, but they're too girly to have a good sense of humor. And that bothers me.
* Wouldn't it be cool if there was thunder during snowstorms? There'd be a big BOOM and then a huge curtain of snow would just whomp on you. That'd be neat.
* It's neat being 25 floors up in a snowstorm. The snow comes down, but then it whips back up the sides of the building, so that it's moving in all directions. It's like a snowglobe!
* That annoying project with the stupid people and their stupid cartoon rats eating dollar bills? I just talked to someone in another department about it, and was told that when their copy was approved, it came back from the stupid people with an "A+" written on it. A+!?!? What is this, elementary school? BWA!
* I broke 2 nails today. Why did that happen? Bad karma? Boo.
* I have no interest in testing my Bon Jovi brainpower, thank you very much.
* Johnny Depp makes me smile. I hope the next PotC movie doesn't suck. I mean, they've got Chow-Yun Fat as a Chinese pirate. If they screw THAT up, I'm gonna be pissed.
* Also, can they kill Kiera Knightly off in one of those movies? She's like an English version of Winona Ryder, and her upper lip has no shape. I'm tired of her. I don't want her near Captain Jack Sparrow any more.
* I just remembered I have homemade Chex mix at home. Awesome! I'm going to have to stop at the grocery store and get milk. Because I want Chex mix and cocoa for dinner tonight. Mmmm, nutritous!
* My bamboo is growing a lot. In six months the new growth has sprouted about three inches of new leaves. Go, bamboo, go!
* Suddenly I have a taste for a hot dog. I don't know why. The idea of eating hot dogs sounds very good right now.
* Why am I craving salty things? Hot dogs? Chex mix? WTF?
* Wow, just thinking about Chex mix is making me salivate. Gross, but kind of cool how that works.
* I don't think I should drink pop any more. My stomach hurts whenever I have carbonated beverages lately. :(
* Hey, was Holiday Pepsi such a bust last year that they didn't bring it back this year? Waaaah! I think I was the only person who drank it. Man, that stuff was good. I should write to Pepsi and see if they have any lying around in an old warehouse. I'd buy it off them.
* I am so glad that I'm not doing my horrid 35-miles-one-way commute any longer. This snow would be HELLISH to drive home in. Now, I just have to walk a few blocks in the snow, not fall on my ass, and take the nice warm train home while watching all the traffic snarled on the Ike. It's gonna be awesome!
* People who have musical ringtones on their phones need to turn that shit off at work. I turn mine off everyday. Therefore, whomever it is that sits near me and has a phone that plays "The Entertainer," the Gilligan's Island theme song, "Jingle Bells," or just the damn old-skool phone ringer needs to return the favor.
* Other people's obsessions have warped me. I just saw an online ad for Anderson Cooper 360 that read "Rollover to expand." That made me giggle a lot.
* It's snowing out! Yay! It's a total whiteout right now, and I know I'm going to regret saying this later, but so pretty!
* This shit is bananas! B A N A N A S!
* I sent an e-mail today with the heading "GIANT JELLYFISH INVASION!!!"
* I wish I had tiny Christmas lights to hang from my bamboo here at work.
* Go smell somewhere else, Mark! Breathe through your mouth! You do not have "smell buds" on your tongue!
* My coworker just said into the phone, "I don't care, just don't get her pregnant." o_O
* Yesterday on the way to get my burrito, I heard a guy in a camoflauge hunting jacket say to a guy in a three-piece suit, "He sucks more cock than anyone I know." O_O
* This shit is bananas! B A N A N A S!
* This is me today. Except replace the jeans with a pair of khakis. When I get home, it will be jeans again.
* My hand is itchy.
* Sometimes the girly-girls in my office REALLY bother me. They're nice and all, but they're too girly to have a good sense of humor. And that bothers me.
* Wouldn't it be cool if there was thunder during snowstorms? There'd be a big BOOM and then a huge curtain of snow would just whomp on you. That'd be neat.
* It's neat being 25 floors up in a snowstorm. The snow comes down, but then it whips back up the sides of the building, so that it's moving in all directions. It's like a snowglobe!
* That annoying project with the stupid people and their stupid cartoon rats eating dollar bills? I just talked to someone in another department about it, and was told that when their copy was approved, it came back from the stupid people with an "A+" written on it. A+!?!? What is this, elementary school? BWA!
* I broke 2 nails today. Why did that happen? Bad karma? Boo.
* I have no interest in testing my Bon Jovi brainpower, thank you very much.
* Johnny Depp makes me smile. I hope the next PotC movie doesn't suck. I mean, they've got Chow-Yun Fat as a Chinese pirate. If they screw THAT up, I'm gonna be pissed.
* Also, can they kill Kiera Knightly off in one of those movies? She's like an English version of Winona Ryder, and her upper lip has no shape. I'm tired of her. I don't want her near Captain Jack Sparrow any more.
* I just remembered I have homemade Chex mix at home. Awesome! I'm going to have to stop at the grocery store and get milk. Because I want Chex mix and cocoa for dinner tonight. Mmmm, nutritous!
* My bamboo is growing a lot. In six months the new growth has sprouted about three inches of new leaves. Go, bamboo, go!
* Suddenly I have a taste for a hot dog. I don't know why. The idea of eating hot dogs sounds very good right now.
* Why am I craving salty things? Hot dogs? Chex mix? WTF?
* Wow, just thinking about Chex mix is making me salivate. Gross, but kind of cool how that works.
* I don't think I should drink pop any more. My stomach hurts whenever I have carbonated beverages lately. :(
* Hey, was Holiday Pepsi such a bust last year that they didn't bring it back this year? Waaaah! I think I was the only person who drank it. Man, that stuff was good. I should write to Pepsi and see if they have any lying around in an old warehouse. I'd buy it off them.
* I am so glad that I'm not doing my horrid 35-miles-one-way commute any longer. This snow would be HELLISH to drive home in. Now, I just have to walk a few blocks in the snow, not fall on my ass, and take the nice warm train home while watching all the traffic snarled on the Ike. It's gonna be awesome!
* People who have musical ringtones on their phones need to turn that shit off at work. I turn mine off everyday. Therefore, whomever it is that sits near me and has a phone that plays "The Entertainer," the Gilligan's Island theme song, "Jingle Bells," or just the damn old-skool phone ringer needs to return the favor.
* Other people's obsessions have warped me. I just saw an online ad for Anderson Cooper 360 that read "Rollover to expand." That made me giggle a lot.
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