Oscar fashion wrap-up
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eee1313Well, this year wasn't really as hideous as some. I can't think of any one person who stands out with a completely horrible dress or tux. That said, I'm going to troll the IMDb photo files and comment on celeb outfits anyway.
Oh, Nicole, why must you look so washed out and gaunt? And why is your hair styled so blandly? While I know that shoes may sometimes make or break an outfit, wearing a dress that seems cut specifically to draw attention to the feet doesn't win any prizes with me. Sorry, Nic, you're off my list. Especially with those bloodshot eyes. Visine, honey. Visine.
What is there to say about George Clooney, other than that he is The Shit?
Look, second from the left is Dan Futterman, sometimes guest star of the WB non-hit Related! (See how I tie it all together?)
WTF, Charlize, WTF? And where the hell is Stuart Townsend?
It looks like Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman went to the same stylist. Good job, ladies. Blaaaaaaand.
Ryan and Reese do make for a pretty couple, but they always seem a bit ...cold... in person together. Maybe they just want to keep their personal life as private as possible, but it comes off as Ryan just being Reese's bitch.
Maggie Gyllenhaal has POCKETS in her dress? POCKETS? Oh, geez. And why are her boobs so low? She barely has boobs at all, they shouldn't look all saggy.
Wow, that's some necklace on Keira Knightly. I'm not sure if I like it, but I certainly admire her for wearing it. That said, I still say she's this generation's Winona Ryder.
Wait, does Sandra Bullock have pockets, too? Are pockets the new must-have accessory? Or is that Keanu Reeves?
Diane Kruger looks like a layer cake.
I really don't know how I feel about Uma Thurman's dress, but I still think she's gorgeous. And that she was robbed for not even getting a nomination for Kill Bill, Vol. 2.
I'm still not a fan of Jennifer Garner, but I give her credit for still having post-pregnancy boobs (unlike some Hollywood actresses who lose them instantly to look good on camera). And I give her credit for making a joke about almost falling on her ass onstage. Seriously, though, if your dress is so long that you can't walk in it without lifting up inches of fabric, then you need to get the hem shortened.
Did I mention I'm done with Nicole Kidman? Because Rachel Weisz is so my new girlfriend. I called it back at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
xica_s's movie night, where a repeated viewing of The Mummy sealed it for me. The woman's gorgeous. Love her.
I did not like Philip Seymour Hoffman's look at all. Just wanted to get that out.
Salma Hayek is HAWT, yo. HAAAAAWT. The dress is cool, the color is outstanding, and props to her for showing all the long-haired girls how it's done. Fabulous.
Y'all can keep Jake Gyllenhaal or whomever you're crushing on. Me, I like Peter Sarsgaard.
Filliam H. Muffman might be my new favorite Hollywood couple. Seriously.
Naomi Watts had a complete wreck of a dress. The color drained her, and it looked like an angry cat got ahold of the front of her dress. The tight band around her hips doesn't help, either. Bah.
Dude! Check out Cruella DeVille in the background!
Michelle Williams is adorable, but her hair looked a mess and her dress and lipstick clashed. The necklace also clashed, but I love it.
AAAAAH!
Ziyi Zhang is just too beautiful.
AAAAAH!, part two.
Even Helena Bonham Carter seems ashamed of her hair. Maybe she's learned new grooming techniques from her husband. (I still love his movies, and adore his tie, but seriously Tim, the glasses? No.) And OMG, her shoes!
LUDA! I have developed such a crush on him. The glasses just make him adorable.
Hey, the dude from Murderball was there.
Oh, Dolly. I just don't know what to say.
Look, another dress with pockets. What is this trend? And does Amy Adams remind anyone else of a redheaded Faruza Balk sometimes?
Catherine Keener's dress is yuck.
I think Terrence Howard is just the cutest when he's wearing his glasses. And I loved how everyone involved in Crash just went nuts when they won Best Picture. I mean, whether or not you think it should have won, their joy was palpable.
How is it that Ludacris, the guy who rapped about having hos in every area code, seemed classier than Jamie Foxx, Oscar winner?
Who keeps letting Jack Nicholson to these things?
Steve Carell's fake eyelashes KILLED ME.
I am so glad these goofballs won for Wallace & Gromit. That movie was great. And what with their studio burning down, it's good to see them get awarded after losing everything.
Lauren Bacall is so awesome. I wish she hadn't had such problems reading. I really hope it was the teleprompter, and not a Liz Taylor moment.
And finally, once again, I love Jon Stewart.
Oh, Nicole, why must you look so washed out and gaunt? And why is your hair styled so blandly? While I know that shoes may sometimes make or break an outfit, wearing a dress that seems cut specifically to draw attention to the feet doesn't win any prizes with me. Sorry, Nic, you're off my list. Especially with those bloodshot eyes. Visine, honey. Visine.
What is there to say about George Clooney, other than that he is The Shit?
Look, second from the left is Dan Futterman, sometimes guest star of the WB non-hit Related! (See how I tie it all together?)
WTF, Charlize, WTF? And where the hell is Stuart Townsend?
It looks like Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman went to the same stylist. Good job, ladies. Blaaaaaaand.
Ryan and Reese do make for a pretty couple, but they always seem a bit ...cold... in person together. Maybe they just want to keep their personal life as private as possible, but it comes off as Ryan just being Reese's bitch.
Maggie Gyllenhaal has POCKETS in her dress? POCKETS? Oh, geez. And why are her boobs so low? She barely has boobs at all, they shouldn't look all saggy.
Wow, that's some necklace on Keira Knightly. I'm not sure if I like it, but I certainly admire her for wearing it. That said, I still say she's this generation's Winona Ryder.
Wait, does Sandra Bullock have pockets, too? Are pockets the new must-have accessory? Or is that Keanu Reeves?
Diane Kruger looks like a layer cake.
I really don't know how I feel about Uma Thurman's dress, but I still think she's gorgeous. And that she was robbed for not even getting a nomination for Kill Bill, Vol. 2.
I'm still not a fan of Jennifer Garner, but I give her credit for still having post-pregnancy boobs (unlike some Hollywood actresses who lose them instantly to look good on camera). And I give her credit for making a joke about almost falling on her ass onstage. Seriously, though, if your dress is so long that you can't walk in it without lifting up inches of fabric, then you need to get the hem shortened.
Did I mention I'm done with Nicole Kidman? Because Rachel Weisz is so my new girlfriend. I called it back at
xica_s's movie night, where a repeated viewing of The Mummy sealed it for me. The woman's gorgeous. Love her.I did not like Philip Seymour Hoffman's look at all. Just wanted to get that out.
Salma Hayek is HAWT, yo. HAAAAAWT. The dress is cool, the color is outstanding, and props to her for showing all the long-haired girls how it's done. Fabulous.
Y'all can keep Jake Gyllenhaal or whomever you're crushing on. Me, I like Peter Sarsgaard.
Filliam H. Muffman might be my new favorite Hollywood couple. Seriously.
Naomi Watts had a complete wreck of a dress. The color drained her, and it looked like an angry cat got ahold of the front of her dress. The tight band around her hips doesn't help, either. Bah.
Dude! Check out Cruella DeVille in the background!
Michelle Williams is adorable, but her hair looked a mess and her dress and lipstick clashed. The necklace also clashed, but I love it.
AAAAAH!
Ziyi Zhang is just too beautiful.
AAAAAH!, part two.
Even Helena Bonham Carter seems ashamed of her hair. Maybe she's learned new grooming techniques from her husband. (I still love his movies, and adore his tie, but seriously Tim, the glasses? No.) And OMG, her shoes!
LUDA! I have developed such a crush on him. The glasses just make him adorable.
Hey, the dude from Murderball was there.
Oh, Dolly. I just don't know what to say.
Look, another dress with pockets. What is this trend? And does Amy Adams remind anyone else of a redheaded Faruza Balk sometimes?
Catherine Keener's dress is yuck.
I think Terrence Howard is just the cutest when he's wearing his glasses. And I loved how everyone involved in Crash just went nuts when they won Best Picture. I mean, whether or not you think it should have won, their joy was palpable.
How is it that Ludacris, the guy who rapped about having hos in every area code, seemed classier than Jamie Foxx, Oscar winner?
Who keeps letting Jack Nicholson to these things?
Steve Carell's fake eyelashes KILLED ME.
I am so glad these goofballs won for Wallace & Gromit. That movie was great. And what with their studio burning down, it's good to see them get awarded after losing everything.
Lauren Bacall is so awesome. I wish she hadn't had such problems reading. I really hope it was the teleprompter, and not a Liz Taylor moment.
And finally, once again, I love Jon Stewart.
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Date: 2006-03-06 06:17 pm (UTC)Holy shit! THAT'S where I knew her from!!! The light dawns. Snigger.