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eee1313And now, Golden Globes cattiness!
Heidi Klum's gloves have got to go. The same goes for that necklace.
I love Trump's wife's dress. It has waves, like his hair.
Who is Giuliana DePandi, and does she remind anyone else of Drusilla from Buffy?
Ali Larter got the "separate" bit down pat, but now she needs to "lift."
Look, it's Renee Zellwegger! Oh, wait...
Does Jack Nicholson have an eye condition? Why does he always have Blue Blockers on?
What was up with Clint Eastwood's white bow tie on an all-black tux? That looked weird.
Yes, Eva. We all know you have boobs. You don't have to highlight them for us.
Holy crap! Not only is Jada Pinkett Smith tiny, but she's got some serious arms! (Side note: that color looks nearly identical to that of the bridesmaid dresses for my sister's wedding.)
And this is what happens when Justin Timberlake dumps your ass. Wow.
For the record, I LOVED Drew Barrymore's look last night. The dress, the hair color, the tasteful jewelery. I give her the award hands-down for best looking overall. Lovely. (And what a nice change from last year's boobs out! extravaganza.)
This has to be the most unflattering photo of an actress I've seen in YEARS.
Now, I love Jason Lee. He's my favorite Scientologist, and I can almost forgive him for naming his child Pilot Inspektor. I know he has to keep the 'stache and the scruff for his show, but he couldn't have done SOMETHING with the hair?
Cate Blanchett shows how to wear makeup, not have the makeup wear you. Her face looks lovely.
Why, Naomi Watts? Why? And with pink earrings?
I love Jennifer Hudson. And she has great eye makeup.
How is it that Toni Collette can be very pretty, but always manages to look frumpy at awards shows? Is she the new Frances McDormand?
Why was he even there? WHY? Can't Luda be the rapper of choice at movie awards shows, seeing as how he can actually ACT?
God, they are just so pretty!
I don't care what people say. Reese's face and hair may look good, and her body is great, but that dress is just yucky.
I'm all back on board the Ben Affleck love train.
I'm also on the Rachel Weisz love train.
Go away.
What happened to her hair? That was done professionally? Sheesh!
Speaking of bad hair...
It's because of this guy that I get a paycheck. Give the man some love! (Hey, he OWNS my ass.)
Jennifer Lopez's face and hair look great, but that dress? Ummm... No.
Did Alanis Morissette get a nosejob? Oh, wait. Nevermind.
A hooker from the future crashed the party!
Don't look directly into her eyes! She will eat your soul!
I just don't know if I have words for this. I really don't.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?
I'm still not sure how I feel about the cut of Helen Mirren's dress, but the color is lovely on her, and her hair, face, and jewelery are great. Besides, as my Great Aunt Florance used to say, "If you've got it, flaunt it." So I guess Helen wins.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus's boobs are sad. They're weeping sequins.
I hate to say it, but would it kill Meryl Streep to wear some makeup?
I'm sad about your look too, Jeremy Irons.
Got enough eye makeup there, Ginnifer?
I'm not sure who's the bigger hot mess of the evening: Cameron Diaz or Sienna Miller. I'm actually going to Sienna, as her track record for being a consistent hot mess trumps Cameron. Seriously, why is Sienna famous? All anyone knows her for is dressing badly (and yet somehow getting accolades for it -- she's the new Chloe Sevigny) and getting cheated on. That hair, blech! And it has A train? This just gets worse and worse.
What is with these two? How is it that David is the one with the best fashion sense now?
My sister told me she heard Vanessa Williams got ready on her own. You can tell.
Shonda Rhimes couldn't have found a better look? Really?
My eyes hurt now.
ETA: Wanna see something funny? Scroll all the way down to the last two photos in this post. BWA HA HA!
Heidi Klum's gloves have got to go. The same goes for that necklace.
I love Trump's wife's dress. It has waves, like his hair.
Who is Giuliana DePandi, and does she remind anyone else of Drusilla from Buffy?
Ali Larter got the "separate" bit down pat, but now she needs to "lift."
Look, it's Renee Zellwegger! Oh, wait...
Does Jack Nicholson have an eye condition? Why does he always have Blue Blockers on?
What was up with Clint Eastwood's white bow tie on an all-black tux? That looked weird.
Yes, Eva. We all know you have boobs. You don't have to highlight them for us.
Holy crap! Not only is Jada Pinkett Smith tiny, but she's got some serious arms! (Side note: that color looks nearly identical to that of the bridesmaid dresses for my sister's wedding.)
And this is what happens when Justin Timberlake dumps your ass. Wow.
For the record, I LOVED Drew Barrymore's look last night. The dress, the hair color, the tasteful jewelery. I give her the award hands-down for best looking overall. Lovely. (And what a nice change from last year's boobs out! extravaganza.)
This has to be the most unflattering photo of an actress I've seen in YEARS.
Now, I love Jason Lee. He's my favorite Scientologist, and I can almost forgive him for naming his child Pilot Inspektor. I know he has to keep the 'stache and the scruff for his show, but he couldn't have done SOMETHING with the hair?
Cate Blanchett shows how to wear makeup, not have the makeup wear you. Her face looks lovely.
Why, Naomi Watts? Why? And with pink earrings?
I love Jennifer Hudson. And she has great eye makeup.
How is it that Toni Collette can be very pretty, but always manages to look frumpy at awards shows? Is she the new Frances McDormand?
Why was he even there? WHY? Can't Luda be the rapper of choice at movie awards shows, seeing as how he can actually ACT?
God, they are just so pretty!
I don't care what people say. Reese's face and hair may look good, and her body is great, but that dress is just yucky.
I'm all back on board the Ben Affleck love train.
I'm also on the Rachel Weisz love train.
Go away.
What happened to her hair? That was done professionally? Sheesh!
Speaking of bad hair...
It's because of this guy that I get a paycheck. Give the man some love! (Hey, he OWNS my ass.)
Jennifer Lopez's face and hair look great, but that dress? Ummm... No.
Did Alanis Morissette get a nosejob? Oh, wait. Nevermind.
A hooker from the future crashed the party!
Don't look directly into her eyes! She will eat your soul!
I just don't know if I have words for this. I really don't.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?
I'm still not sure how I feel about the cut of Helen Mirren's dress, but the color is lovely on her, and her hair, face, and jewelery are great. Besides, as my Great Aunt Florance used to say, "If you've got it, flaunt it." So I guess Helen wins.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus's boobs are sad. They're weeping sequins.
I hate to say it, but would it kill Meryl Streep to wear some makeup?
I'm sad about your look too, Jeremy Irons.
Got enough eye makeup there, Ginnifer?
I'm not sure who's the bigger hot mess of the evening: Cameron Diaz or Sienna Miller. I'm actually going to Sienna, as her track record for being a consistent hot mess trumps Cameron. Seriously, why is Sienna famous? All anyone knows her for is dressing badly (and yet somehow getting accolades for it -- she's the new Chloe Sevigny) and getting cheated on. That hair, blech! And it has A train? This just gets worse and worse.
What is with these two? How is it that David is the one with the best fashion sense now?
My sister told me she heard Vanessa Williams got ready on her own. You can tell.
Shonda Rhimes couldn't have found a better look? Really?
My eyes hurt now.
ETA: Wanna see something funny? Scroll all the way down to the last two photos in this post. BWA HA HA!
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Date: 2007-01-16 06:45 pm (UTC)More later when I finish reading your awesomeness. HOORAY
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Date: 2007-01-16 06:55 pm (UTC)I thought Reese looked like she had a bird's beak for a nose - her hair and makeup caused her nose to look extra pointy, and yes, the dress was Bad. Very unflattering color and cut, hon.
Cate Blanchett was fabulous, as always, and Drew Barrymore made me very happy. I have an unreasonable Liking for her that even lasted through the Tom Green era of craziness, so it makes me happy when she doesn't embarrass herself in public. ;-)
The best dressed person of the night, in my opinion was Sara Ramirez (dr torres on grey's anatomy). She looked FANTASTIC in her red dress, showing off her cures and standing out in the sea of paleness when they were all standing on stage. She's so awesome.
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Date: 2007-01-16 07:42 pm (UTC)GAH!
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Date: 2007-01-16 08:04 pm (UTC)What is up with all these actresses and their plunging necklines which show either that they don't really have boobs, or worse, show them sagging way down. I mean, okay, gravity is natural and all, but that's what BRAS are for. Besides, I'm sure it can't be comfortable to be naked to your sternum and have no support from your dress or bra to keep those puppies where they belong. You lean forward a tad, and suddenly your boobs are all over the papers. Either duct-tape them in place (owwww!) or pick a dress that allows you to wear a bra underneath. Or even a dress with a built in bra. The naked to the sternum, two strips of fabric running vertically down your chest style is NOT a built-in bra.
As for Angelina Jolie, are we sure Brad Pitt's hand is on her ass, and not on the ass of a mannequin from Madame Tussaud's? I mean, maybe they couldn't get a sitter, so he brought the waxwork as a substitute. I love her dress, and I love her hair, but the MAKE-UP... Dear God. It takes a lot of dedicated work to make Angelina Jolie look this bad. This is a woman who routinely looks gorgeous in candid photos with no make-up. Why oh why oh why would she apply all that scary make-up and make herself look like a caricature of herself?
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Date: 2007-01-16 08:18 pm (UTC)Yeah, Mary-Louise Parker's eyes were looking scary throughout the whole telecast.
Clint Eastwood looked like a sad, badly dressed old man.
I just don't know if I have words for this. I really don't.
Chloe S. has obviously bewitched the people who think she's a fashion maven because she's consistent with the fug.
I'm not sure who's the bigger hot mess of the evening: Cameron Diaz or Sienna Miller.</i. Sienna's face was uber-shiny. I actually think, though, that Cameron wins for bigger hot mess.
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Date: 2007-01-16 08:41 pm (UTC)I thought Cameron was hands down the hot mess of the night, but upon further reflection, it might be Sienna. Cameron can escape just because I love her as a brunette. Plus, even she's not as annoying as Sienna.
I thought Angelina and Brad looked gorgeous, even if I didn't love Angie's dress. The pictures of them giggling together made me happy.
Okay, if Vanessa Williams did that herself, it all makes sense now. Even Christina Aguilera stopped doing that shit to her hair. THREE YEARS AGO.
Yay, someone else who didn't like Reese's dress! The cut is incredibly boring, so most other women would carry it off with the colour . . . but yellow is a CRAZY HARD colour to pull off when you're blonde. (Okay, I have a couple of yellow shirts in my closet, but more buttery-pale than canary.) I don't think Reese managed it.
I also hated JLo's dress. It just looks like she grabbed the quilt off her bed at the last minute. No thanks.
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Date: 2007-01-16 11:17 pm (UTC)"I'm ringing, I'm ringing!"
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