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eee1313And because things are wrapping up at work, and it's a Friday... I'm going to spam you with God-awful bridesmaids and wedding gowns.
We'll start with the bridesmaids.
Nice sleeves.
When I think of bridesmaids, I think of bed comforters.
This dress just screams "Look at my boobs!"
This one looks like it's made from party streamers.
Oh good Lord, the 80s are back. And the hair just makes it worse. What, did her afro get flattened in the car on the way over?
Hello, sternum and droopy-boob syndrom.
I understand they're selling separate tops & bottoms here, but pairing them with jeans and whatnot just makes it look like a photo shoot for America's Next Top Model.
This dress kind of reminds me of what happens when a pinãta explodes.
All I can say here is "ew."
Here's the perfect dress for any country-western/Star Trek fan.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I kind of want to blow my nose on this dress.
It's bad when the shoes distract from the dress.
This is the winner for the Gratuitous Sternum Award.
On to bridal gowns!
Welcome to the line of Demetrios Ultra Sophisticates! For when you want to look like you're wearing lingerie to your wedding...
...or you forgot to wear a top...
...or you just threw on a gauzy robe over your underwear.
Yeeee-haw!
This looks like the cover of a bad romance novel, where Kelsey inherits her father's ranch and has to fight to be respected by the ranchhands, and while finding strength in herself as she learns to be independent, she falls in love with Luke, the mysterious and gruff cowboy who can't let his guard down enough to accept her heart.
Macrame? For a WEDDING???
...I would find more awful dresses, but I ended up in a conversation with some coworkers to kill time, and now it's time to go home.
We'll start with the bridesmaids.
Nice sleeves.
When I think of bridesmaids, I think of bed comforters.
This dress just screams "Look at my boobs!"
This one looks like it's made from party streamers.
Oh good Lord, the 80s are back. And the hair just makes it worse. What, did her afro get flattened in the car on the way over?
Hello, sternum and droopy-boob syndrom.
I understand they're selling separate tops & bottoms here, but pairing them with jeans and whatnot just makes it look like a photo shoot for America's Next Top Model.
This dress kind of reminds me of what happens when a pinãta explodes.
All I can say here is "ew."
Here's the perfect dress for any country-western/Star Trek fan.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I kind of want to blow my nose on this dress.
It's bad when the shoes distract from the dress.
This is the winner for the Gratuitous Sternum Award.
On to bridal gowns!
Welcome to the line of Demetrios Ultra Sophisticates! For when you want to look like you're wearing lingerie to your wedding...
...or you forgot to wear a top...
...or you just threw on a gauzy robe over your underwear.
Yeeee-haw!
This looks like the cover of a bad romance novel, where Kelsey inherits her father's ranch and has to fight to be respected by the ranchhands, and while finding strength in herself as she learns to be independent, she falls in love with Luke, the mysterious and gruff cowboy who can't let his guard down enough to accept her heart.
Macrame? For a WEDDING???
...I would find more awful dresses, but I ended up in a conversation with some coworkers to kill time, and now it's time to go home.
