God-awful

[eee1313]

And because things are wrapping up at work, and it's a Friday... I'm going to spam you with God-awful bridesmaids and wedding gowns.

We'll start with the bridesmaids.

Nice sleeves.

When I think of bridesmaids, I think of bed comforters.

This dress just screams "Look at my boobs!"

This one looks like it's made from party streamers.

Oh good Lord, the 80s are back. And the hair just makes it worse. What, did her afro get flattened in the car on the way over?

Hello, sternum and droopy-boob syndrom.

I understand they're selling separate tops & bottoms here, but pairing them with jeans and whatnot just makes it look like a photo shoot for America's Next Top Model.

This dress kind of reminds me of what happens when a pinãta explodes.

All I can say here is "ew."

Here's the perfect dress for any country-western/Star Trek fan.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

I kind of want to blow my nose on this dress.

It's bad when the shoes distract from the dress.

This is the winner for the Gratuitous Sternum Award.


On to bridal gowns!

Welcome to the line of Demetrios Ultra Sophisticates! For when you want to look like you're wearing lingerie to your wedding...

...or you forgot to wear a top...

...or you just threw on a gauzy robe over your underwear.

Yeeee-haw!

This looks like the cover of a bad romance novel, where Kelsey inherits her father's ranch and has to fight to be respected by the ranchhands, and while finding strength in herself as she learns to be independent, she falls in love with Luke, the mysterious and gruff cowboy who can't let his guard down enough to accept her heart.

Macrame? For a WEDDING???

...I would find more awful dresses, but I ended up in a conversation with some coworkers to kill time, and now it's time to go home.

Comments

[fava-bean.livejournal.com]

You know, the dress beneath the macrame might be pretty. You just can't tell when cover by that thing.

Oh, and where is the wedding dress I picked out for you? Hmmm? I mean, come on! It had feathers...FEATHERS!

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

Alas, they've taken it off the website. :(

[nutmeg3.livejournal.com]

My eyes! My eyes! (Actually, that was a lot of fun.)

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

It's so much fun to make fun of people's fashion choices. ESPECIALLY when they're spending oodles of money on said horrible fashion.

[spicedrum.livejournal.com]

Okay, and now I can ask you if you've seen the
Disney bridal dresses. ??

I'm too lazy to save and reupload, so check out this post for pics, then please provide commentary. I love your commentary.

http://maggiesox.livejournal.com/1092046.html

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

Done and done!

[georgevna.livejournal.com]

OMG, is that woman wearing a macrame poncho?!?! A PONCHO. Who ever heard of a WEDDING PONCHO?!?

That is the worst idea EVER.

I also love how it is described as giving "weightless coverage" to the strapless dress. If your dress needs "coverage" - get a different damn dress!

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

That is the worst idea EVER.

Isn't it, though?

Wow.

[tiaralynn.livejournal.com]

A lot of those weird lingerie dresses were at the trunk show that I bought my dress from and I honestly couldn't believe how awful some of them were -- or that girls were trying them on and considering them! Of course, the many visits to the bridal shop constantly amazed me with the atrocities people would force upon their bridesmaids. I actually like a lot of bridesmaid dresses, but some of these were just mean.

Re: Wow.

[eee1313.livejournal.com]

Seriously, I was so worried that I'd picked out an awful dress for my bridesmaids, or that they'd hate it. But either they actually don't mind it, or they're being very nice about it.

And some of those wedding gowns are just... There aren't words to describe how AWFUL they are! I mean, are these girls getting married in a church wearing these dresses? For real!

Re: Wow.

[(Anonymous)]

EEP-
I looked at all your dress links and disney dresses. Your commentary is hilarious!
DTW