Oak Park can officially suck it.

[eee1313]

Remember back in the day, when I lived in Oak Park? I paid good money every month for a street parking permit, and yet I'd get parking tickets all the damn time. The stupid city hadn't updated their law about street parking in something like 80 years, so they had all these stupid rules about how they would only allow residential parking in areas close to businesses. (THAT makes sense for the residents, to have the only place available for them to park be the crowded areas near the shopping districts where they'd have to jockey for spaces with non-residents.) Anyway, those bastard liars at city hall told me there would be a referendum and a public meeting about changing the city policy on street parking, and told me they'd only announce the meeting on the website. Of course, the meeting time/date was only posted AFTER it had happened, because they're bastards and just want to keep collecting as much money as they can from parking tickets. In summation, I HATE OAK PARK AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR, including Ernest Hemmingway and Frank Lloyd Wright.

But now! NOW it is I who has the last laugh. Why? Because Oak Park has a new logo, and it looks like a penis. Don't believe me?



TELL ME you're not seeing a penis wrapped in a condom here, people. Just move that logo over to the left, and whammo! Full-on phallus.

It's a fitting logo for a city run by a bunch of dicks.

Comments

[spasticat.livejournal.com]

Egads, that *does* look like a penis. A penis sticking out of Wright's sleeve.

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

A penis, for sure. That and "noncon" means something else to us fangirls. Nice splitting up of the word, Oak Park Dummies!

[spasticat.livejournal.com]

I also read that as noncon! There was a moment of, "WTH, noncon formists? What's a formist?"

[deeablo.livejournal.com]

Is it me or does Frankie boy look a bit like Jon Voight in this poster?