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[eee1313]

Guess whose car was vandalized last night. GUESS. If you guessed it was my car, then you'd be correct.

::GNASHES TEETH::

Seriously, why, WHY, of all the cars on my street, did those stupid people choose to Saran Wrap my car and then coat it in ketchup and spicy brown mustard? Why my car? WHY? Arrrrrrgh! So my happy mood this morning went straight down the toilet when I saw that. It took two runs through the car wash to get it all off, after the attendant scrubbed my car down with a bucket and broom. And now my car reeks of mustard, and there are ants like you wouldn't believe.

I can't wait to move the hell out of Oak Park. I wish the whole city would get sucked into the earth, Sunnydale-style. That is, once I get my cat safely out of my apartment.

Comments

[nutmeg3.livejournal.com]

That is seriously - seriously - sucky. I've never understood the impulse that drives people toward vandalism. All I know is that I always want to find them and do to them what they did to someone else's property. And in this case, if they drowned in the carwash afterwards? Small loss.

[sunbrae.livejournal.com]

*smites people*

*seethes*

[lunda.livejournal.com]

Oh, that sucks. I hate, hate, hate random violence to nice cars.

[canadia-bit.livejournal.com]

Saran Wrap my car and then coat it in ketchup and spicy brown mustard

That is the strangest form of vandalism I've ever heard of. Vandals who bring supplies other than baseball bats and spray paint? Huh?

The whole thing is immensely sucky. I hope the mustard smell doesn't last long.

[spicedrum.livejournal.com]

Dude.

I will never understand people.


I am totally thinking hex-like thoughts toward the asterisk hats (^tm sunbrae) who did that to you.

[mei-x.livejournal.com]

WHY, of all the cars on my street, did those stupid people choose to Saran Wrap my car and then coat it in ketchup and spicy brown mustard? Why my car? WHY?

I didn't even know people thought to do stupid, destructive stuff like this. I'm so sorry.

[bigboobedcanuck.livejournal.com]

Ugh, that sucks! People can be such assholes for no good reason.