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Jul. 5th, 2007 10:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
eee1313Guess whose car was vandalized last night. GUESS. If you guessed it was my car, then you'd be correct.
::GNASHES TEETH::
Seriously, why, WHY, of all the cars on my street, did those stupid people choose to Saran Wrap my car and then coat it in ketchup and spicy brown mustard? Why my car? WHY? Arrrrrrgh! So my happy mood this morning went straight down the toilet when I saw that. It took two runs through the car wash to get it all off, after the attendant scrubbed my car down with a bucket and broom. And now my car reeks of mustard, and there are ants like you wouldn't believe.
I can't wait to move the hell out of Oak Park. I wish the whole city would get sucked into the earth, Sunnydale-style. That is, once I get my cat safely out of my apartment.
::GNASHES TEETH::
Seriously, why, WHY, of all the cars on my street, did those stupid people choose to Saran Wrap my car and then coat it in ketchup and spicy brown mustard? Why my car? WHY? Arrrrrrgh! So my happy mood this morning went straight down the toilet when I saw that. It took two runs through the car wash to get it all off, after the attendant scrubbed my car down with a bucket and broom. And now my car reeks of mustard, and there are ants like you wouldn't believe.
I can't wait to move the hell out of Oak Park. I wish the whole city would get sucked into the earth, Sunnydale-style. That is, once I get my cat safely out of my apartment.
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Date: 2007-07-05 05:09 pm (UTC)*seethes*